A Dialogue Re: A Gluttonous, Sexy Picnic, Composed Entirely From Dave Matthews Band Lyrics
Do not be a snob today.
If you overlook their radio hits, the Dave Matthews Band is quite a lovely, talented group. Each member is a superlative musician and it’s not their fault that they attract both the patchouli overflow from Widespread Panic shows and Abercrombie-clad frat boys.
They do good shit.
D: I will bring water.
T: Pour a glass for me!
D: Oh, so be it.
T: I won’t spill a drop. I promise you.
D: Hungry, hungry boy.
T: My mouth is open wide. Lick and taste…..
D: Please don’t hurry.
T: I’ve got this growl in my tummy and I’m gonna stop it today.
D: Greedy little pig!!!
T: Monkey see, monkey do.
D: This, I admit, tastes so good.
T: The hunger keeps on growing.
D: Crazy how it feels tonight.
T: The air is growing thick.
D: Rain!
T: We’ll make the best of what’s around.
D: Storms she come and storms she go.
T: Come now and play.
D: Let’s strip down.
T: Ok, ok, ok.
D: You wear nothing but you wear it so well.
T: In your eyes I see what’s on my mind.
D: I will treat you sweetly.
T: Are you happy with just fucking?
D: Do as you please. I’ll back you up.
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If they’d ever thought to string their lyrics together in such a way I’m sure they’d have less trouble winning over those of us put off by the patchouli and backwards A&F hats. Nicely done!
sweet …
i envy your imagination … or rather the time you have available to conjure such things.
Time-schmime. That took me half an hour. The Morning News is on hiatus this week anyway.
Do Neil Diamond lyrics next!!!!!!!1
Oh you totally have to!
*sigh* Okay.
Yaaay! Today I used the Internet to make someone do something!!!!!!
That is just awesome.