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Midday update: Okay, so I just finished this story about college Republicans on Salon. They found the three most ridiculous, retarded, cartoony college Republicans ever. I mean, I’ve got no love for the GOP, but vavoom! It’s like Joe McCarthy and David Duke drinking Fuzzy Navels after a Karl Rove speech.


Well, I know that many of you have been wondering when Phineas and Shylo were going to take the plunge, so to speak. This weekend, we took a deep breath and just did it. Some of you will be pretty shocked and others might say, “It’s about time!”

We discussed it for a long time, argued even, but in the end, we decided that it was meant to be. Right before we made it final, Phineas and I had a long talk, last-minute promises.

And then we did it.

We bought a TV.

We hoofed it to Costco early on Saturday and picked up a 20″ flat-screen model with a built-in DVD-ROM. We got an excellent deal. We also got asparagus.

You didn’t think we’d gotten married, did you? Suckaz! We’re not even getting cable.


It’s just another Manic Monday! AJKKFHSDH! What do you do for a “case of the Mondays”?

7 comments

7 Comments so far

  1. Phineas July 28th, 2003 10:26 am

    I think the best cure for a case of the Mondays is to kill someone who would actually use, without irony, the phrase ‘a case of the Mondays’.

    Or just say ‘fuck it’ to those TPS reports.

    Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

  2. Naz July 28th, 2003 12:39 pm

    I thought it was “tattoos” not a TV.

  3. Wendy July 28th, 2003 1:21 pm

    Addictive behavior helps me get through The Mondays.

  4. brian July 28th, 2003 2:04 pm

    Tunes and too much Internet.

  5. Cinnamon July 28th, 2003 2:11 pm

    Lots of music, a countdown til Tuesday, and popping me some wankstas!

  6. jocelyn July 29th, 2003 9:20 am

    only working a half day on mondays has solved the problem of mondays for me.
    happy day for you that you won on the TV. corrupt away!

  7. Ursula July 30th, 2003 12:23 am

    you had me going there….congrats on the new TV. It sounds nice.