Snippets ‘n’ Shit
Dude, the guys at my office are totally fawning over this new girl contractor. She has an accent in a nice smile. You’d think she was made of jerky. Gnaw!
My Girl Scout cookies came in. I am chomping like a motherfucker. Hoe down? Hoe up!
In order to save money and eat not-so-rich food, we’ve made a Lenten committment to not eat out. I’m going to work through a lot of Mark Bittman’s How to Cook Everything. Last night, I made Bittman’s Basic Tomato Sauce. Tomatoes, garlic, oil. It cost like $2.
Will this day go slower? Jesus.
You want to piss off a dude tout de suit? Imply that he’s flirting with the new girl contractor. Meow!
Is it possible to be all g’d out in plaid? I think not. On another note, give me money to buy actual work clothes. I have a wish list at Nordstrom.
Mimi Smartypants name-checked all these bloggers. Is nothing sacred?
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