tidbit
Passing by the McDonald’s, I saw a woman exit holding a small grease-stained bag which, presumably, contained a single hashed brown. She had many, many layers of clothes on and they did not match. Plus, atop her crazy, raging ‘do, she wore a single pair of crisp white bikini-cut panties which were surely not her size.
true. all true.
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I love that picture of us
Reminds me of the time I was at Starbucks, and I saw a man I believe to be homeless buy a shot of espresso. A patron came over and tried to give him a gift card that still had a balance on it. I heard the homeless man say, “I don’t need that, I’m the President of the United States.” And then he quite audibly passed gas.