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Platonic: Transcending physical desire and tending toward the purely spiritual or ideal: platonic love.

So, really, platonic has, or should have, nothing to do with fucking. But don’t tell that to those Craig’s Listers in the Strictly Platonic section! To many posters, platonic merely indicates that the road to sex might be long, but it will indeed by traveled.

wanna watch LOTR with me? – m4w – 32

Looking for a cool hippie girl that’s a huge Lord of the Rings fan to watch the movie with. I enjoyed all three movies and think it would be fun to watch it with a gal that reeeeally loves those movies. Not saying this will lead to anything, but I’ll leave the door open.

Yes, hippie girls! Let your patchouli stank waft around this LOTR fan’s home while you play footsie with your Birkenstocks. And, you know, if you want to do it, that’s cool. But who shall bring the weed?

do not read, no matter how tempted!!!!!! – m4w – 27

Hi, I’m very glad your reading this, the mere fact that you don’t always follow directions already entices me anyways, i’m not too new to the internet, nor new to communicating on the…”net”. BUT, i am new to this meeting people on the “net” thing. SO, if your interested in biking, feel free to send me an e-mail, or something. I like theatre (haven’t had time, but am interested in seeing the comedy on shakespeare at navy pier soon), bars/grills/clubs/ salsa , and trying to learn the tango thing (and learning be the key word here). Tangent: Tango is alot harder than the scent of a women scene, but thats just my opinion.
Anyways, i’m somewhere between 6′ – 6′1″, and i love wit (i’m working on some as of this writing . Again, i enjoy a wide variety of things, and am always up for something new (but it doesn’t necessarily have to be new, as long as its new to me, that will more than suffice . I’m also in grad school, -this is getting long-

Yes, it is long, so I will truncate your rambling inane post. Why? Oh, my God. Do you not know how stupid you sound? The “net,” sir? And please tell me where you go to graduate school. I want to know what institution of higher learning accepted your complete lack of punctuation.