The Funniest Tattoo Ever
There are many hilarious people at my office. And, consequently, these people have hilarious stories. This is one. Perhaps, even, the best one.
A chat about B. Spears’ recent nuptials to what Defamer calls “layabout facial hair innovator/underemployed Baryshnikov” Kevin Federline segued into a convo about tattoos. Like when white people get kanji tattoos that mean “bureaucrat” instead of “warrior.”
And then a girl pipes up and says, “My brother has a weird tattoo.”
HERE IT COMES. GET READY. FOR REALS.
“On the top is a dreamcatcher. Then under it is a wolf. Then below that, it says ‘Legend.’”
We laughed for ten minutes. It’s still funny.
Legend!
Apparently, he was into Native American stuff.
Someone asked what the fuck was up with the dreamcatcher. I asked if her brother is Stevie Nicks.
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WTF?? Legend???
That’s like getting the stereotypical girl tattooed on your arm with the caption “hot chick”.
I get a lot of spam from b*o*b@ lots of addresses urging me to play texas hold ‘em.
Even worse than lame tattoos are inappropriate tats. A lady at my office got a tribal tattoo. Why is this inappropriate? Because she’s almost 50 and going to be a grandmother. To make matters worse, she showed it to me. Why is this bad? Because it’s on her hip, and she had to partly pull down her pants to show me. Mind you, I didn’t ask to see it. Needless to say, I was shocked and horrified. I’m just glad I’m not a girl, because the other girl in the office was subjected to tat lady pulling up her dress and showing it to her, not that she asked. Think of your grandmother doing this, and gag with me.