Ukranian Low-Budget Porno, Episode 1: The Pilot
This week on “Ukranian Low-Budget Porno”:
OLGA huffs into the green room wearing a sailor costume. She throws her sailor cap and 12-inch black dildo. THE DIPLOMAT, sitting pantsless at the table with a fresh espresso, looks up from his paper.
He picks up the dildo and measures it against his forearm. “What’s the problem, Olga?” says the Diplomat, swinging the dildo.
“Too beeg! Why can’t I ever get one that fits?”
The Diplomat goes back to his paper. “Why don’t you talk to the director about using a different one?”
Olga picks up her sailor cap and looks inside it. “But the tag say one size feets all!”
The Diplomat peers over his paper and Olga shrugs!
Next week on “Ukranian Low-Budget Porno”, Olga gets a rash. Is it from the couch? Or from Kylie, Ramon’s babysitter?
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