u s e y o u r h a n d s

Since all of the partners took the day off, they decided to have workmen come in to do touch-ups around the office. So there’s all these dudes with spackle and paint. Someone is sanding drywall next to me.

Man, I so have to redesign UYH.

New Year’s Eve dinner at Bistro Campagne in Lincoln Square.

Haven’t cooked in a while. Definitely have a chopping jones. I keep thinking about separating the membrane from sections of an orange. And i don’t even like oranges.

Have headache, chapped lips. But I’m wearing a skirt and a “cute top” to even it all out.

Love,
Shylo

So, I’ve been working on the comments on the webbity for a while. I should say Brian’s been working on the comments, rather, because he’s the dorky one in our couple. The one who can fix anything digital, all the while nagging me to leave it on one channel already. So comment already. I promise to love you again.

Tangent TV: We got cable! I haven’t had cable since early 2002. Man, cable rocks the party. I am hooked on My Super Sweet 16 on MTV. I love it when parents drop $200K on a party for their priss and the kid goes “oh my god, this party is crap.” And I like that channel Fuse. I do not like Current TV. And I like getting Law & Order whenever I want. I am pro-Donofrio. Brian calls him Shatner Jr. What does Brian know?

Tangent Music: I’ve had that “Chronic- (What?) -cles of Narnia” thing in my head for a week now. I have also had the opening line to Wilco’s “Jesus Etc” YHF. And Joaquin Phoenix as J. Cash singing “I’m not the one you need” from “It Ain’t Me, Babe” by Bob Dylan. Snippets, all.

Tangent Reading: My morning commute was like two minutes long thanks to the NYT Magazine, featuring profiles of people who died this year. The Sandra Dee one is so sad.

Tangent Movies: Still thinking about how sad Brokeback Mountain was. Jesus, man.

I’m going to be redoing the site soon, adding archives and stuff. Seriously, I have no idea why I never included archives in the first place.