u s e y o u r h a n d s

So there’s this weird epithelial ridge in my mouth, right side. Like I slept with my teeth slightly apart, and the skin there squished in. It’s a flap that I like to flip. I worry it constantly. And every day, it gets a little smaller. I want to bite it off.

I also want to bite into a big sandwich with plenty of mayo and mustard. So, guess I’m stuck.

Did you know that it is possible to stretch out the eating one square of a vosges bar to over one hour? It makes you feel incredibly full that way. Also vosges has one bar called the Naga Bar, which I believe, has wasabi in it, which i hate. But when I see this bar at Fox & Obel, I start singing “you’ve got to let that Naga drop!”

Sharif don’t like it.