u s e y o u r h a n d s

Yeah, yeah, yeah bitches. You heard mama’s ass right. The middle biatch from “Full House” Stephanie Tanner a.k.a Jodie “I was so addicted to meth that my Army husband divorced my ass” Sweetin is finally hosting “Pants Off, Dance Off” on everybody’s favorite network, FUSE. It’s like MTV for the cool. Anyway, holla at me if you knew that the Sweetin had such a big ol’ rack. A rack my friends, is not what Steffy Tanner had on FH. Maybe she strapped that shit down because the SAGET tried to cop a feel a few too many times. Whatevs. Dave Coulier still is trying to hit it with chicks by flying them to Santa Barbara on his “private” plane. Fuck face.

Anyway, check the Sweetin. Or check “Banzai” on the G4 network. There was something on tonight about “guess which grannie is in porn” and how can you not like that?

OMG MOMENT: How could Heidi Klum kick off Mulan? I loved Mulan’s silly Taiwanese/British antics.