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This week’s selection of the more memorable ads from Chicagoland publications.

looking for trupti – m4w – 30

Looking for Trupti P. we met a few years ago. I want to say almost exactly 4 years ago. We met at an anniversary party. I wanted to apologize for events that happened then. Please write me if you see this. – Craig’s List

wanted: episodes of Space Ghost coast to coast

besides season one which is on DVD, i would like your VHS or DVD copies of subsequent space ghost episodes/ seasons. would prefer trade or barter of goods or services. i have a boat load or rare rock concerts. (list available). i also have music makin’ stuff (mic cords, etc)

please FWD this along to someone who might be interested. thanks.

Come to think of it, i think i might want some KNIGHT RIDER also. – Craig’s List

4/30-5/12: TEACHER FROM SPAIN GIVES PRIVATE LESSONS OF SPANISH

Hello,
My name is Ana and I am a student from Spain. I can teach you Spanish for a cheap price. My lessons would be based on basic grammar lessons, writing assignments, reading,phonetic clues, conversations clues, conversation patterns, pronuciation skills, and many tricks that might help you enhance your oral and written Spanish. Please respond if you are interested.
Thanks everyone for reading this ad.
Ana – Craig’s List

EXPERIENCE THAT FULL FEELING IN A GANG BANG – mm4w – 29

The Chicago Horsemen Group have come together to find a female whom is either single, separated, or married that want to experience this filled up feeling.

We are intelligent professionals that are discreet and very safety concious, where condoms are a must.

If interested let us know and please include a picture. – Craig’s List

MOTHER’S PLEA I need help obtaining information regarding the death of my son 3/11/04 at the New International Produce Market. He was a truck driver from Montana, making a delivery at a Celery & Vegetable Co., 2404 Wolcott, Pilsen. – Sun Times

JOB ENVY. “WOW, you work at Crate and Barrel?” “Is it really as fun as it looks, think I could get a job there?” And so the envy begins. Crate and Barrel is American’s leading home specialty retailer, world-renowned for design, value and customer service. Since we believe in promotion from within, we offer outstanding opportunities to career-oriented people interested in fast growth potential with our management team. We are actively seeking motivated individuals who have the drive and desire to succeed in a team environment to join us in the following hands-on training program. Department managers, management trainees. Our competitive compensation/ benefits package includes health and dental insurance, profit sharing, 401(k) and a 30% store discount. Please come into any one of our Chicagoland locations to complete an application or download one from our Web site or e-mail your resume to careers@crateandbarrel.com. Crate & Barrel, www.crateandbarrel.com. – Chicago Reader

THIRD SHIFT BAKER. SWJF looking for fellow print addict to share bibliophic tendencies. 5’4″, well-rounded, 43. Prefer over-educated animal lovers (especially fried) who can act like adults when necessary. Also fond of museums, zoos, miniature golf and kayaks. If you work nights, give me a call. 40758 (exp 5/20) – Chicago Reader

WE WANT YOUR outrageous Phlebotomy stories of patients or blood donors who give you a hard time drawing their blood. Send to phlebtales@writemen.com – Chicago Reader

MY NAME IS Brett, you know, like the famous white trash comedienne

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I’ll be doing something like this in our friend Gapers Block once a month. Check that shit out.

Note: These aren’t supposed to be all ha-ha. They’re just interesting to me.

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One 20 oz bottle of Diet Vanilla Coke

Craigslist:
I have one cold bottle of Diet Vanilla Coke in my fridge. A friend was passing through town and left it. I can’t stand the stuff. I’d be willing to trade it for a 12 oz can of Coca Cola Classic or whatever interesting barter you can come up with.

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Gay Porn for sale….some titles $10

I am selling my personal porn collection. Please contact me if you have any interest. slazar1103@sbcglobal.net.

#169 Dirk Yates Private Coll. Dirk Yates
101 Men Part 10 Bel Ami
101 Men Part 1 & 2 Bel Ami
2: The Movie Specialty Publications, LLC
8553 Full Feature Vivid Video
8587 Full Feature Vivid Video
A Lesson Learned All Worlds Video
A World Of Men Kristen Bjorn
After Hours Vivid Video
An American in Prague Bel Ami
Bad Behavior (DVD) Falcon
Barracks Glory Hole #2 All Worlds Video
Bathroom Boners #24 His Video
Beach Buns All Worlds Video
Below the Rim (DVD) Channel 1
Between the sheets Vivid Video
Beverly Hills Hustlers
Boys of the Bastille High Octane
Boys of Company F His Video
Brother to Brother All Worlds Video
Brothers in Arms All Worlds Video
Brothers and other fantasies All World Video
Call of the Wild Kristen Bjorn
Channel 1 Collection Channel 1
Cherries Bel Ami
Class Reunion Laguna Pacific
Comrades in Arms Kristen Bjorn
Convictions Part 2 Falcon/Jocks
Convictions Part 1 Falcon/Jocks
Coverboys Bel Ami
Crew (DVD) Falcon/Mustang
Dawsons Crack All Worlds Video
Deception Part 2 Falcon/Jocks
Deception Part 1 Falcon/Jocks
Delta Delta Delta Hollywood Sales
Detention (DVD) Channel 1
Diary of a Wild Summer
Diggin Deep All Worlds Video
Double Czech All Worlds Video International
Double Feature All Worlds Video
Down Austin Lane All Worlds Video
Dr. Jerkoff and Mr. Hard Big Video
Dream Team Studio 2000
Everyday is the Fourth of July International Studios
Fever Falcon
Finish Me Off (DVD) Channel 1
First Time Tryers #18 All Worlds Video
Flings Bel Ami
Frat House Memories Laguna Pacific
French Connections Part 2 Falcon
French Connections Part 1 Falcon
Frisky Summer 2 Bel Ami
Frisky Summer 3 Bel Ami
Fullfilled (DVD) Falcon
Getting Straight (DVD) Studio 2000
Handsome Drifters
Hard Candy All Worlds Video
Hard Cock Jocks All Worlds Video
Hard to Hold Falcon/Jocks
Hazed Falcon/Jocks
Hooked Falcon/Jocks
Hot On His Tail
How to Excite you Gay Lover Stallion Video
Hungary For Men Kristen Bjorn
Idle Pleasures
Idol in the Sky Men of Odyssey
Idol Worship His Video
Idol Country His Video
In the Can (DVD) Channel 1
Jarhead All Worlds Video
Joes Big Adventure Jaguar
Lucky Lukas Bel Ami
Lukas Story 1 Bel Ami
Lukas Story 2 Bel Ami
Lukas Story 3 Bel Ami
Man Sized (Eastern European)
Mantasy Island All Worlds Video
ManWatcher Kristen Bjorn
Maximum Cruise Falcon/Jocks
Mercury Rising Falcon
Montreal Men Kristen Bjorn
Muscle Heatwave Vista Video
Muscle Men #5 Stallion Video
Muscles in Paradise Vista Video
My New Stepbrother All Worlds Video
Naughty & Nice All Worlds Video
No Way Out Falcon
Oral Exams (DVD) Channel 1
Our Trespasses All Worlds Video
Out at Last 4 Bazaar (DVD) Bel Ami
Out at Last 3 Cocktails (DVD) Bel Ami
Out of Athens Part 2 (DVD) Falcon
Out of Athens Part 1 (DVD) Falcon
Personal Trainers 1 Bel Ami
Personal Trainers 2 Bel Ami
Personal Trainers 3 Bel Ami
Personal Trainers 4 Bel Ami
Personal Trainers 5 Bel Ami
Picture Perfect Vivid Video
Playing with Power His Video
Rapture Part 1 All Worlds Video
Rapture Part 2 All Worlds Video
Read Bi All All Worlds Video
Ready for More Falcon
Relax the Muscle, Please Angry Young Man
Resurrection (DVD) Channel 1
Revved Up (Eastern European)
Ripped Pleasure Productions
River Patrol Titan Media
S.W.M All Worlds Video
Sack Lunch #2
Said and Done All Worlds Video
Season�s Greetings 2000 All Worlds Video
Show me the money All Worlds Video
Soccer Fuckers All Worlds Video
Soccrjock boi #1
SoccrJockBoi #2 Soccrjockboi.com
SoccrJockBoi #3 Soccrjockboi.com
Something Very BIG Odyssey Men Video
Souvenirs Bel Ami
Special Delivery His Video
Spiked All Worlds Video
Sprung Falcon/Jocks
Starting Young (DVD) Channel 1
Steal the Night Falcon/Jocks
Stroke Falcon
Summer Camp Bel Ami
Sweet In The Bootie His Video
Swim Team Prowler Press (British)
Swim Meat (DVD) High Octane
Take One For the Team (DVD) Channel 1
Taken Down Under Falcon/Jocks
Taking Orders (DVD) All Worlds Video
Team Play Bel Ami
The English Student Bel Ami
The Jan Dvorak Story William Higgins
The Crush (DVD) Falcon
The Anchor Hotel Kristen Bjorn
The Pledgemasters Falcon
The Coaches Boys Falcon/Mustang
The HitchHicker Studio 2000
The Fresh Men Vizuns Video
The Freshman Falcon
The Other Side of Aspen Falcon
Their Cups Runneth Over Angry Young Man
Thick as Thieves (DVD) Kristen Bjorn
Thrusted (DVD) Falcon/jocks
Tony Paradox Pictures
Top Secret Men of Odyssey
Two Brothers A Savage night All Worlds Video
Under Fire Falcon International
Up Close Falcon
Vengeance (DVD) Lucas Entertainment
Waterworks Falcon/Mustang
Weekend Pass All Worlds Video
Why Marines Don�t Kiss All World Video
Wild Ride Falcon International
X-Press Mail All Worlds Video
XXL All Worlds International
Young Americans Vivid Video
Young & Hung William Higgins

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hey, thanks for getting me high! – w4m

to the two cuties i met on the train last night:

that was some of the best smoke i’ve had in ages. you were both pretty fucked up, but so was i. wish i had gotten your name so i could return the favor…but maybe i’ll run into you around town, we live pretty close. hope you had a good time at boulevard after our meeting.

thanks for the offer, thanks for the smoke, thanks for the good energy – you rule!

love, the chick with the nose ring

xoxoxoxox

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TWO GREAT DADS Looking to provide a dream life for a baby. Cozy home filled w/love and laughter. Grandparents, aunts, uncles & cousins waiting to welcome new family member. Expenses paid. Would love to talk w/you. CALL NOAH & STEVE 1-866-224-9195, PIN#1035

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BARTENDERS WANTED FOR new Irish bar on northwest side of Chicago. Fax resume to 773-283-8031.

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POOP.

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FREE TO GOOD home. 7′ Colorado spruce tree growing in our backyard (5200N-2400W). Replace the dirt. 773-728-6260, Jim.

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1 CT. TOTAL LADIES WHITE GOLD Engagement Ring, Brand New! $400 Neg. 773-667-1316

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BE MY PIG. WM 44, attractive, decent, some personality, seeks nice, skanky slut with plump round ass (age/ race open) to wine/ dine and worship with my tongue, mouth, toys, in long-term relationship. Also enjoy dinner, movies, conversation, boating, biking. Have the place, the car, the time. Very accomodating.

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TATTOO PARTY PEOPLE, we are the people you see at the summert festivals. We can do your party and friends. We bring unique fun direct to you. Graduations, bar and bats, birthdays, corporate, etc. 847-297-3868.

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When the plane took off, nothing happened. And it was wonderful.

The black, blinding panic that I had grown so accustomed to when flying failed to make an appearance. It really surprised me, but in retrospect, I should have predicted the reprieve. For the first time in five years, I did not cry on a plane.

I was excited to get there. San Francisco remains enchanting. The two times I’ve been back in California since I left have been wary reunions. Like two old lovers, we circleuneasy at first but after three or four glances, remember all the things we miss in each other.

When the plane took off again, I was still fine, full of longing and excitement. And in another two weeks, I’ll do it again.

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And from Craig’s List, here’s an opportunity to get rid of that pesky BDSM shit you’ve got littering your home:

BDSM Furniture

We’re looking for a free-standing St. Andrews cross that would fold down for storage when we’re not using it for BDSM play. We’d also be interested in a padded bondage bench.

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